A few days ago, there was a viral photo all over the internet of a spreadsheet that was created by a man who was keeping track of all of all of the excuses his wife was giving him on why they shouldn't have sex. Over a five week period, the husband kept rack of all of her excuses and the whopping three times they had sex during this period. See the original here.
Not to be outdone, Redditors and swinger couple (SexyIndianaCouple) made their own version. We think we like the swinger version better.